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35+ Smokin' Hot Grilling Puns (& Jokes) Perfect For BBQ Season
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What're ya cookin' with — gas or charcoal? Do you have an Egg? What about a smoker? We've written a lot about grilling and barbecuing here. Probably because it's almost as dad-specific as dad jokes. And, really, what's not to love? Grilling brings with it a rush of both nostalgia and freedom. Whatever kind of grill or barbeque you're working with, firing it up just makes you feel… cool. (C'mon, you can admit it; we're all friends here.) It's your chance to show off your grill master skills, not to mention give your partner a break. Bonus: Your kids have long learned that "for safety reasons" they need to stay back from the grill. As long as you're within a three-to-five foot radius of the grill, clicking those dad-only grill tongs in your funny apron, no one is going to bother you. That doesn't mean it's not family time, though. After all, who are you going to bounce grilling puns off of if you don't have a captive audience, i.e. your unwitting family?
From your version of a throne, you can watch the chaos that is family life during grilling season. Fido is protecting the fam from the big, bad pool skimmer. *eye roll* The kids are soaking each other with the hose. *laugh* And your partner is happily boiling corn on the cob in the kitchen with the cool air conditioning blasting. *sigh* Could life get any better than this? Sure, but only with these truly amazing grilling puns and jokes at the ready.
Best Grilling Puns
- Accidentally burned dinner on the grill.
Missteaks were made. - Someone threw a grill at my face.
The attack made headlines. - I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs.
I guess I'll just wing it. - At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium-rare steak for my boss, and he said, "I like it well done!"
I said, "Thanks. That means a lot." - Before every barbecue, I tell myself I'll eat healthy and stick to the salads.
But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst. - Just finished cleaning my grill.
It was grate. - You can imagine my surprise when I saw James Bond making burgers in the park.
I guess he had a license to grill. - I was grilling yesterday, but the meat started smoking.
Steaks were high. - My friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday.
I said no, but now I'm regretting it. That was a missed steak. - One day when I was young, I watched my father grill burgers.
When they were done, he handed me one and told me it was a bison burger. He left and never came back. - When I'm cooking on the grill,
I like to sing "The Tong Song." - My dad just got a fancy new grill, and I'm worried he'll get hurt trying to use it.
The steaks have never been higher. - I hate when my mom grills brats for dinner.
She's the würst. - It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day, and it still didn't tell me why it crossed the road.
- My grammar may be poor, but my grilling is impeccable.
I'd steak my reputation on that. - A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals.
So, he decided not to brisket. - My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks.
They are all very well done.
Best Grilling Jokes
- What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue?
Sheesh kabobs. - How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?
It's a little meteor. - What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill?
Barbie-Q. - What's Snoop Dogg's favorite part of grilling?
The sizzle. - What is the most important task of a grill master at a chop house?
To please their steakholders. - Why was the man at the cookout so happy?
He met the grill of his dreams. - If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill?
As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill could bear. - What is a librarian's favorite thing to grill during the summer?
A shhhhh-kabob. - Why are cows scared of cars?
They're afraid they might end up on the grill. - You know how your mouth waters when someone's grilling?
Do vegans drool when someone is outside mowing their lawn? - What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich?
Provolone. - For sale: Muhammed Ali DVD set and George Foreman Grill.
Both boxed. - The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque and grilling seafood.
Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed, "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said, "What if I told you that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne?" - What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
Too close for comfort food. - I got fired from my job today.
Apparently, when you work at a cremation company, you aren't supposed to answer the phone with "Hello, this is Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em!" - My friend was going to barbecue baby backs, but he stumbled into the grill.
Unfortunately, he broke his ribs. - What's the difference between a dad and a grill?
A grill runs out of gas. - What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich?
Provalone.
- If you can't take the heat of my dad jokes,
Get out of my grill.
Dwayne Johnson Said It Was Ryan Reynolds Who Helped Him Through Dad's Death
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Dwayne Johnson suffered the loss of his dad last year and it was Ryan Reynolds who helped him through it. The Rock's Red Notice co-star helped him process the loss of his father, who passed away on the first day of filming.
Johnson told People magazine Reynolds was there for him the first day he was back on set.
"The moment I walked in the door, Ryan gave me a big hug and said, 'I got you, man'" he said. "The love, brotherhood and bond is there."
Red Notice was an enormous hit for Netflix, as it was the biggest movie opening in the streamer's history. It has since gone on to become No.1 globally and the biggest movie of all time for Netflix.
Dwayne Johnson Reveals How His Red Notice Costars Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot Lifted His Spirits After Dad's Death https://t.co/3TqJ5Nrgsd
— People (@people) November 17, 2021
Johnson and Reynolds are obviously a pretty big reason why. And the two go way back, like wayyyy back. So far back, they actually met an MTV Spring Break. Anyone who can even remember those has to be in their 30s (or a really cool 20-year-old). Johnson was there promoting his first movie, The Scorpion King, and Reynolds was promoting Van Wilder. The two hit it off and have been friends since.
"I have not known any actor in Hollywood longer than I've known Ryan Reynolds, we started our careers together," Johnson said to Entertainment Tonight. He compared their relationship to an old couple who bickers but also loves and respects each other.
He said his other co-star, Gal Gadot, was also a huge help in getting him through that rough period.
"Gal is always taking care of the people around her and has the most positive presence," he said.
The co-stars have a real connection, and it comes across on screen in the success of their movie for Netflix.
MacGruber Is Back With Hilariously NSFW Jailhouse Interview and a New Mission
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The jailhouse interview is ripe for satire, and the first look at the new MacGruber series nails it perfectly. Peacock is bringing the character back in a series for the streaming service and it's supposed to pick up 10 years after the events of the original movie. Will Forte was hilarious in the original, although it didn't quite find the audience they were hoping for.
The teaser from Peacock is VERY funny and serves as a catch-up for where the character is now. MacGruber is currently serving a prison sentence for killing Val Kilmer's character. "I literally saved an entire American city and then they throw me in jail for killing one dude," he said.
The teaser takes us through the hero's trailer and what his life has been like since. It also shows Kristen Wiig's Vicki St. Elmo has been in touch with MacGruber throughout that time.
Prison hasn't been very good to MacGruber, but he's also not there forever. He even knows that, saying, "You think they're gonna keep me in here forever? One day something's going to happen to America and they're gonna need me and they're gonna come here and they're gonna beg for me to come out."
That is the exact plot summary for the 8-episode miniseries. The "uber patriot" must take down a mysterious villain, Enos Queeth. MacGruber has to get his old team back together to defeat the forces of evil.
MacGruber was a very underrated movie, and the miniseries is a fun way to jump back into the character's world. All eight episodes drop on Peacock on December 18th.
Vincent: Little Finger
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"Vincent (@vvalerian), former Lieutenant in the United States Army, now enjoys his days parenting our two little ones in our forever home.
Thinking he was a 'boy dad' through and through, his world got rocked in April 2021 when our daughter was born! As you can tell, she already has him wrapped around her little finger.
I'm so thankful that my kids get to have this man as their father, as he is more attentive, affectionate, caring, and loving than I ever thought possible.
A good man, a great husband, and the best dad. We love you!"
– Alexa Valerian
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A College Athlete Used His Own Money To Buy Thanksgiving Meals for Those in Need
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A college football player used his own money to buy turkeys for people in need in his community. Thanksgiving is a time of giving, and you always see stories about millionaire professional athletes giving back. Those are cool and important, but it means, even more, when it's a college kid forking over his own cash to help people in need.
University of Michigan running back Blake Corum teamed with some local charities to help give out Thanksgiving turkeys in Ypsilanti, Michigan. This is the first season college athletes could make sponsorship money off of their likeness, and Corum decided to use his to buy turkeys.
"I've always invested in giving back to my community and trying to get the next generation to live out their dreams," he told a local news outlet. "I told my dad, I'm going to buy 100 turkeys."
Michigan running back Blake Corum used his NIL money to purchase turkeys distributed today in two Ypsilanti communities in what he calls "Giving Back 2 Give Thanks" pic.twitter.com/bXSPKagiUS
— angelique (@chengelis) November 21, 2021
The running back was able to put together a "Giving Back 2 Give Thanks" event to give out his turkeys. His coach helped connect him to some other charities, and they were able to double the number of turkeys and meals they gave out. His teammate Nihai Hill-Green also took part in the give-back event.
Corum has been a standout on the field for the Wolverines, but it's plays like this off the field that make a player a legend for a college program. A lot of college athletes might spend their first real money differently, so major props to one who gave it away to help people who are struggling to have a nice holiday.
"It's an important holiday. Everyone deserves to have a nice little meal," he said.
13-Year-Old Selflessly Uses His "Make-a-Wish" Request To Feed the Homeless
Each year, Make-A-Wish makes over 15,000 dreams come true for kids across America. The most common request kids make is to visit some sort of theme park, enjoying special perks and days of carefree fun with their loved ones. For kids with qualifying conditions, having a wish granted boosts their morale. It gives kids struggling with medical conditions something to look forward to and allows them to temporarily forget about their daily stressors. Though many kids understandably use their wish to improve their own lives, 13-year-old Abraham Olagbegi dreamt of improving the lives of others.
Last year, Abraham was diagnosed with a rare and congenital blood disorder called aplastic anemia. Due to his condition, the 13-year-old underwent a bone marrow transplant, which was fortunately successful. Abraham met the qualifications to receive a wish through the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and after considering a trip to Disney World or perhaps a new gaming system, the teen knew exactly what he wanted: Abraham wanted to feed the homeless.
"A PlayStation would be nice," Abraham told NBC News, "but to me, I just feel like it wouldn't do it justice, all the pain and stuff that I went through. So I felt like it just would have been right to feed the homeless, just to give back."
With the help of Make-A-Wish, Abraham organized his first day of food distribution in Jackson, Mississippi. The September event was a success, feeding roughly 80 people who otherwise would've gone without food. The people helped by Abraham's wish expressed immense gratitude, confirming to the generous teen that his decision was the right one.
For several years, feeding the hungry with his family has instilled in Abraham the importance of giving back. Now, thanks to the teen's generosity, Make-A-Wish will help Abraham organize the distribution of over 700 meals through August 2022.
"Most of the homeless people, you know, they had good childhoods," Abraham explains. "And you just don't know, one day you could be homeless. Before you put your nose in somebody else's business, put your heart in their place first."
Dick Vitale Is Emotional in Return to ESPN Broadcast During Cancer Treatment
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He's a college basketball icon and one of the most memorable broadcasters of all-time. And his return to the broadcast table, in the midst of his battle with cancer, was a highly emotional moment on ESPN. Dick Vitale returned to the network to broadcast the major game between UCLA and Gonzaga.
The 82-year-old Vitale announced last month that he had lymphoma and was undergoing intense chemo treatments. He was very emotional in his return to the job he's had for so long.
"I didn't want to cry," he said, choking back tears at the start of the game. "I can't believe I'm sitting here. This is really a big thrill for me."
When told I had cancer at 82 on Oct 12 I thought my days behind the mic were over .I am thrilled to be joining Dave O'Brien on the call of GONZAGA VS UCLA ! 10 pm EST on @espn https://t.co/FtG6biJHei
— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) November 23, 2021
Vitale has been with ESPN for almost the entire 40+ year history of the channel. He's broadcasted hundreds of games. His importance to the sport cannot be underestimated. And fans were THRILLED to see him back behind the mic.
Young Gonzaga and UCLA basketball fans show off "Dickie V" and "Never Give Up" jerseys for Dick Vitale.
"Get me their addresses! I'll mail 'em something! I wanna mail 'em a gift!" pic.twitter.com/7Uk1ZWlWdb
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) November 24, 2021
He was gifted jerseys from both schools, one that said "Dickie V" on the back and one that said "Never Give Up" on the back. Before the game, he shared a message on social media, "To ALL of u in any battle 'Don't believe in can't!"
Snoop Dogg Volunteers Alongside Rams and Chargers to Hand Out Free Turkeys
For the past six years, The city of Inglewood, California has organized a turkey giveaway for its residents. Though turkeys are the focal point, the entire event is one of community-building. This year, music and excitement filled the SoFi Stadium, where the event was held. Aside from Los Angeles Rams DJ Malski ensuring that the playlist was on point, the 7th annual Inglewood turkey giveaway welcomed several special guests.
Rams and Chargers players lent a helping hand to the cause, as did Long Beach native Snoop Dogg. An additional 180 residents planned and prepped, volunteering their time to ensure that the annual event ran smoothly. For community members, the turkey giveaway provides both food and entertainment. But for many of the volunteers, the opportunity to support the Inglewood community held special significance.
"As a kid, I dreamed of a lot of things and to be able to give back was one of the things that I've always dreamed about," Snoop Dogg told ABC 7. "Because I was a kid that wanted it and had aspirations, so once I became successful and was able to connect with the mayor and connect with a city like Inglewood, to be able to give back annually, and to make sure it really touches the community."
With celebrities showing up to support the cause, Inglewood's annual event has grown. This is the second year the giveaway took place at the SoFi stadium, and locals look forward to the celebratory event. With 2,500 Inglewood residents leaving with turkeys, stadium officials anticipate continuing the tradition indefinitely.
COVID hit many communities hard, with loss of income and job insecurity giving the holiday season a layer of stress. Inglewood's giveaway eliminated some of that stress for 2,500 of its residents and their families, which is no small feat.
"We've always had a sense of community," said Inglewood Mayor James Butts. "But what Snoop did is he gave us our celebrity presence, so now the world pays attention to what we do in Inglewood."
"Fresh Prince" Reboot Heavy on Drama, Light on Carlton's Dancing (Probably)
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We have our first teaser for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reboot for Peacock and Will's life has once again been flipped, turned upside down. Although this time, our expectations are in the same boat, as this series will be very unlike its predecessor. The cheesy (and sometimes serious) 90s sitcom, a fan favorite, is being reimagined for a new generation as a gritty drama.
We see the new Will falling into the water, as the real Will narrates lyrics from the original theme song, but in a slow, dramatic way.
"This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down."
Will sees things from his old life, trophies, basketballs, etc., and finally swims after a crown, making his way towards the throne (you know, as a Fresh Prince).
What's really wild is that a fan-made trailer inspired this a few years ago. And honestly, both the teaser for Bel-Air and the fan trailer look pretty amazing. On paper, it sounds like the show would be a farce. In practice, it might actually work, as it looks gripping.
The creator of the fan trailer, Morgan Cooper, is also helming this new show as the co-writer, director, and producer.
"With this dramatic reimagining, we wanted to create a show that stands on its own while honoring the spirit and innovation of the original series," Cooper said in the press release. "Because 'Bel-Air' is a drama, we're able to really peel back the layers of these characters and themes in a way that you simply couldn't do 30 years ago in the half-hour sitcom format. We're able to go have tough conversations that challenge perspectives. At its core, 'Bel-Air' is a celebration of the black experience through the perspective of a family."
Bel-Air hits Peacock next year.
HBO Buys "Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off" for Early 2022 Release
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Tony Hawk is an entertaining guy, maybe even more so when you don't recognize him. A skateboarding icon now in the broadcaster stage of his career, he can still make magic happen with a board. And while his professional career may be behind him, he's still the sport's biggest ambassador. It's something even more people will realize after the premier of the new documentary on Hawk, which was recently acquired by HBO for a 2022 release.
Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off, is a feature-length documentary made about the GOAT by director Sam Jones and produced by the Duplass brothers. The documentary has unprecedented access to Hawk, but it also includes a boatload of never-before-seen footage and interviews with a bunch of the biggest names in skateboarding.
HBO Acquires Tony Hawk Documentary, Executive Produced by Duplass Brothers https://t.co/TmqXSYlPbA
— Variety (@Variety) November 16, 2021
Sam Jones has done some great stuff (he even directed an episode of Ted Lasso!) and the Duplass brothers have produced some big projects through their company.
"Sam has managed to make a film that somehow transcends the sport of skating and becomes a unique and very human portrait," Mark Duplass said in a statement.
The crew had unprecedented access to Hawk, something that thrilled everyone in the production. Even for someone as popular as Hawk, who has been the face of skateboarding forever, this will truly show a side of him never seen before by the public.
"I've been enamored and fascinated with Tony Hawk ever since 1983 when I saw him at the skatepark," said Jones in the press release. "To get to know him as a human being has been the great journey of this film, and to share my love of skating in this way is the culmination of my creative endeavors."
Tony Hawk: Until The Wheels Fall Off is slated to air in early 2022.
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